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Posted on May/18/2013 with 725 notes


  • my english teacher: your essay isn't very well put together
  • me: my thoughts are stars i cannot fathom into constellations
Posted on May/15/2013 with 347,927 notes



Posted on May/15/2013 with 5,997 notes


epic-humor:

bombliate: How weird is it to have pets though like a random animal just lives in your house and you can’t communicate with it but you both just accept it

Posted on May/15/2013 with 144,294 notes


cornchipz:

awkwardcontent:

Fun fact: Humans are deuterostomes, which means that when they develop in the womb the anus forms before any other opening. Which basically means at one point you were nothing but an asshole.

some people never develop beyond this stage

Posted on May/13/2013 with 177,306 notes


one-hamburger:

Yeah the sun is hot, but have you ever stopped to think about its personality

Posted on May/13/2013 with 113,458 notes


rdjmpreg666:

studied for 30 seconds im gonna rock this fuckin test 

Posted on May/4/2013 with 253,346 notes


jakemalik:

*drops food on floor*

germs: go get it! quick!

king germ: no.. we must wait 5 seconds.. it is the rule

Posted on May/3/2013 with 115,108 notes



Posted on February/17/2013 with 10,994 notes



Posted on February/17/2013 with 17,594 notes



School
  • Class: 1+1=2
  • Homework: 2x5=10
  • Test: If Greg has 6 apples and eats one, calculate the sun's mass.
Posted on February/17/2013 with 30,932 notes



Posted on February/17/2013 with 40,811 notes


thecolumbinekillers:

221bbutts:

I SWEAR TO GOD THIS IS ONE OF MY FAVORITE THINGS ON TUMBLR

*spills coffee on laptop due to uncontrollable laughter*

Posted on February/17/2013 with 146,930 notes

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