epic-humor:
bombliate: How weird is it to have pets though like a random animal just lives in your house and you can’t communicate with it but you both just accept it
cornchipz:
awkwardcontent:
Fun fact: Humans are deuterostomes, which means that when they develop in the womb the anus forms before any other opening. Which basically means at one point you were nothing but an asshole.
some people never develop beyond this stage
one-hamburger:
Yeah the sun is hot, but have you ever stopped to think about its personality
rdjmpreg666:
studied for 30 seconds im gonna rock this fuckin test
jakemalik:
*drops food on floor*
germs: go get it! quick!
king germ: no.. we must wait 5 seconds.. it is the rule